duskhound
duskhound by NOTDuskHound April 2, 2022
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dickhound
A girl, usually of the unattractive type, who'll do anything to get laid. Very much like a bloodhound on the trial of a scent. You know the ones at the bar whose legs can barely support their own weight, but still think 'why don't you buy me a drink?' is a good pick up line.
Dashound Hot Shot
Noun.
A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.
The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.
The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
Friend: "Wow you guys are so hammered! how much did you drink???"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"
Dashound Hot Shot by Diamond Boys April 19, 2011
Darkhounds
Darkhounds by FearTheBolts September 1, 2009
Dashound
The somewhat phonetic spelling of some Americans' attempts to properly pronounce the name of the breed of dog dachshund meaning "badger dog" in German. One pronounces dashound like so: DASH-HOUND. In fact the proper German pronunciation of the dog breed is DOX-HOOND, and the preferred American pronunciation is DOX-UND. Of course, this pronunciation argument is in actuality relatively insignificant as in Germany these dogs are most often referred to as teckels and dackels anyway. One finds that the terminology wiener dog or doxie is more easily understood than dashound to the typical American you meet on the street. That is unless you prefer to use the true name of this dog's breed as listed above: dachshund.
deskbound
The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.
deskbound by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003