Skip to main content

durbness 

when ur gorilla grip pussy is so strong if releases an odor that knocks out all the straggots within a ten mile radius
gay™ 😎💅 1: hey what happened to all the straggots within a ten radius?
gay™ 🤥💅 2: oh they were just wiped off their feet by my durbness 😎✌️
durbness by peepoohehehe November 30, 2020

dumbness 

A word first coined as a means of expressing an otherwise inexpressible level of sheer dumb located in one certain hoes head.
Joe: Did you hear about the guy who smoked 20 pounds of weed?
Jack: Yeah, he reached a new level of dumbness. Wish I was him.
dumbness by Tyler Durdensonstein October 16, 2011

Dumbness Abounds 

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.
Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
Dumbness Abounds by YAWA March 25, 2021

dumbness 

Something that many people stores in place of not believing everything from television and internet
like people who thinks that size of breast is measurement of value as woman
dumbness by anonymous. April 19, 2004
puff smoke weed

Originated in England sometime in the early 80's, like when shotgun is called for a seat in a motor.
If called while a joint is being rolled, caller automatically gets second toke on it.
durbless by durbless May 13, 2005

Dumbnessity 

Used mostly in Northern Ohio to mock someone for their unintelligent remarks.
"What's Micheal Jackson's first name?"
"Get outta here with your dumbnessity!"
Dumbnessity by bereket May 3, 2018

dumbness 

why would you even need to search this up all you had to do was search up your name
nothing can compare to the dumbness of you
dumbness by shakesqueer_the_gay_b*tch November 28, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Next