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durbness 

when ur gorilla grip pussy is so strong if releases an odor that knocks out all the straggots within a ten mile radius
gay™ 😎💅 1: hey what happened to all the straggots within a ten radius?
gay™ 🤥💅 2: oh they were just wiped off their feet by my durbness 😎✌️
durbness by peepoohehehe November 30, 2020

dumbness 

A word first coined as a means of expressing an otherwise inexpressible level of sheer dumb located in one certain hoes head.
Joe: Did you hear about the guy who smoked 20 pounds of weed?
Jack: Yeah, he reached a new level of dumbness. Wish I was him.
dumbness by Tyler Durdensonstein October 16, 2011

Dumbness Abounds 

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.
Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
Dumbness Abounds by YAWA March 25, 2021

dumbness 

Something that many people stores in place of not believing everything from television and internet
like people who thinks that size of breast is measurement of value as woman
dumbness by anonymous. April 19, 2004
puff smoke weed

Originated in England sometime in the early 80's, like when shotgun is called for a seat in a motor.
If called while a joint is being rolled, caller automatically gets second toke on it.
durbless by durbless May 13, 2005

Dumbnessity 

Used mostly in Northern Ohio to mock someone for their unintelligent remarks.
"What's Micheal Jackson's first name?"
"Get outta here with your dumbnessity!"
Dumbnessity by bereket May 3, 2018

dumbness 

why would you even need to search this up all you had to do was search up your name
nothing can compare to the dumbness of you
dumbness by shakesqueer_the_gay_b*tch November 28, 2018
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