Beer pong umpire who has been through the rigorous training of the Dumpire's Association*.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
When a girls giving you head and you feel that she just cant seem to get the job done, and your dick is almost going limp, you just pull it out and slap her right in the nose with your cock making her nose bleed.
A girl was giving me head in my friends bathroom and was just horrible at sucking dick. My dick was almost limp so i decided to pull my cock out of her mouth and slap her in the nose with it making her nose bleed. She then jumped off her knees in shock, and i said calmly to her, you just got "The DuPree" bitch.