dunkvents

Two small bites through the coating of a permeable cookie that is impermeably coated as with fudge, so as to allow air to escape the cookie's porous innards by facilitating the ingress of liquid into the cookie, thus making possible thorough permeation of the dunking medium, such as milk.

After immersing his Girl Scouts' Thin Mint cookie completely in milk, his first bite was dry from the fudge coating having kept all the milk out. His second bite was also dry, despite the coating by then having been open during dunking, since due to having been dunked bite-side down, the air trapped in the cookie had been unable to escape -- the fudge coating acted as a bucket held upside-down underwater.
In the future, whenever dunking a cookie with an impermeable coating, he first bit a set of dunkvents at opposite ends in order to allow the milk to soak inside.

by Ian Sean Montgomery December 20, 2010

Dunkets

Slang for money, jewelry, or any valuable prized possesion

"Bitch! Give me your dunkets!"

by roarxlex December 11, 2006

Dr. Dunkenstein

The greatest nickname of any athlete ever.

And Dr. Dunkenstein throws one down with authority!

by Kermit Sly December 31, 2008

Drunkventure

An adventure (traditionally outdoors) that would normally be absurd or insignificant made profoundly epic with the help of drunkenness.

Remember last night's drunkventure when we walked down that one road and then walked back? So epic.

by E-Rock127 July 1, 2010

dunketts

(noun) cash, money; more properly, referring to bills of money.

"Give me those dunketts."

by John Kelsey November 5, 2004

dunketts

1. money, sometimes called dirty dunketts.

2. almost anything one is pursuing.

3. nearly any prize can be called dunketts.

"These McDonald's checks are pathetic! I know I earned more dunketts than this!"

"Once I got my law school degree, those dunketts will make me an official lawyer."

"I got these dunketts from shooting water into a clown's mouth."

by NTYT January 20, 2006

give me your dunkets

telling another person to give you their money, jewelry, or prized possesions

"Bitch! Give me your dunkets!"

by roarxlex December 11, 2006