When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.
I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!
As a noun, a duckoff is a person that is always reliable for sex. As a verb, it means to have sex. It comes from Greensboro, NC and is most commonly used by Eastside Gator Crips.
Noun boy: Who is that girl?
boy 2: that's my duckoff.
Verb
boy: Where are you goingman?
boy 2: I'm bouts to go duckoff.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.