dunkmunch 

A term commonly used for a white sock wide boy yupie estate agent from the rougher parts of hertfordshire, he will probably drive a mini/evo possibly sign written up estate agent style.

He will also smoke a hell of a lot of weed and also eat fucking copious amounts of food, mainley takeaways/cakes etc..

Alright ya we bastard dunkmunch......'fuckin know yourself'

dunkmunch by trickynigel August 10, 2006

dickmunch 

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

dickmunch by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Darkmunch 

baddest cunt in chat ever

Darkmunch is here again that cunt

Darkmunch by Habib December 8, 2004

dickmuncher 

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

dickmuncher by elizabeth December 16, 2003

dustmunch 

The act of performing oral sex on a pensioner.

"I went around to the rest home today, had myself a great dustmunch."

dustmunch by Jinnenay September 17, 2010

Dickmunch mode 

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.

Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!

Dickmunch mode by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012

dickmuncher 

a muncher of dick
one who munches a dick

“tyler paul walker”
“dude, stop trying to munch my dick, you dickmuncher”

dickmuncher by isaiah case November 30, 2007