Nickname for a breed of girl who lives in NW Portland, Oregon. These girls are most easily identified by their epic walks of shame that include stumbling around carrying a blanket after a night of getting absolutely destroyed by some random hipster who liked Interpol before they got too mainstream, sometimes in a dumpster. Torn tights, huge black boots, bright red lipstick, and aviator sunglasses are also mainstays with this breed of slunt. Their hobbies include, smoking, chugging peen, smoking, huffing dong, smoking, getting miles of dick run through them, and smoking wang. Also, baby duck hat is GREAT for parties!
JJRS: DAMN! That chick next door is hot being as how she is nothing but cliches and bad decisions! I wanna throw some groceries down her neck.
KD: Yup. She's a dumpster baby.
KD: Yup. She's a dumpster baby.
by ll cool jjrs July 19, 2010
A child that occurs after a bawdy night of cheap-motel-room-after-senior-prom-sex.
So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.
So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.
Did you hear about Emily and Chaz? They fucked after prom and the condom broke. Heard that she had a dumpster baby.
by Celia Brooke March 31, 2008
A Dumpster Baby is when you lift the lining out of a garbage. Preferably in the bathroom, then take a dump in the can. Now, put the lining back in and let that bad boy marinate. When the dumpee lifts the lining out, he will have a nice drippy mess of a dumpster baby.
"Dude, I just took an amazing dumpster baby in my buddy Jeff's bathroom. It was epic."
"Aww man, I just got dumpster babied!!"
"Aww man, I just got dumpster babied!!"
by Dave Kimby January 23, 2011
A child who walks around the highschool who smells likes shit and never bathes. they have GREASY hair and never shave. They have long hair and live in packs. Living amongst the dumpster colonies they lead pointless lives wandering aimlessly making asses of themselves in the lunch room...
by Troll #59 October 15, 2008
The Dumpster Babies were an elite fighting force in the war on terror. Their members were comprised of the bastard children of central Texas prostitutes. They were raised by the state and taught a variety of complex fighting styles. The trademark look of the Dumpster Babies were their horrendous mustaches and mirrored aviator sunglasses.
Mohammed: They killed the men, sold the children and went family style on the women.
Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!
Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!
by Randy the failed abortion October 22, 2009
A racist person who was neglected by their parents by being left in a dumpster as an infant and abandoned. Their hatred of other races stems from whatever race the abandoning parent was. All racists are dumpster babies. It's a fact.
by RacismKiller September 12, 2009
An extremely loose female involved in an unprotected gang bang sires twins from different stallions.
by Jefe’ Burns August 6, 2021