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dumpster fuck

A person who is so nasty, that after sex you have to wash yourself several times just to feel clean. (also alcohol is recommended)
Troy: Man, I got with a girl last night.
Brian: How was it?
Troy: I had to wash myself three times afterwards.
Brian: Ahh, you had yourself a dumpster fuck.
Troy: Do you have any Crown?
Brian: There isn't enough to help you now!!
dumpster fuck by crownxtra February 27, 2010
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dumpster fuck

A girl that is so greasy and nasty that the only place you could possibly do her is in a dumpster.
When fucking a dumpster fuck, it has to be in a trash can (a big green one) then you must immediately knock her out with your shoe or kill her with a trident.
dumpster fuck by JT Cash Money April 7, 2007

Dumpster Fuck

A mondegreen for "dumb stupid fuck."
Actual phrase: "What are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck?" How the dumb stupid fuck in question interpreted the sentence: "What are you waiting for you dumpster fuck?"

Greasy fuckin dumpster fuck 

A skid who smokes cigarettes behind a highschool while waiting for his grade 10 girlfriend who looks like a freshly juiced jizz rag.
Did you see that that greasy fuckin dumpster fuck behind the school trying to sell smokes to little kids?

cum dumpster fuck 

A title for someone who is very polyamorous, but with much sleeze, and filth. Also can used for a general put down.
PERSON 1: "Why don't you ask Nikki out"?

PERSON 2: "Naw, its cool. Besides, I heard she was a cum dumpster fuck".
cum dumpster fuck by Recluse September 30, 2004

dumpster fucked

screwed over, had sex with the fat girl or the butta,the fat girl got you in bed.
Dude i think i got dumpster fucked last night.
dumpster fucked by sarah June 19, 2005

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked 

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
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