The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.
The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.
Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.
One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match."
Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.
When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.