The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.

The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.

Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.

One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.

n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. To take a monster shit.

Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.

The "nervous" poop often needed to be dropped by player(s) of a sports team before a large-scale sporting event. Afterwards, the player(s) lose their tenseness and play properly.

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.