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Dump Face 

The straining expression you make the moment you take a dump. Like an “O” face, but for pooping instead of orgasming.
My roommate walked into the bathroom and saw my dump face. I feel so violated.
Dump Face by TissPee January 28, 2021

Face-dump 

To unfriend or block someone on Facebook
I face-dumped John Doe the other day on Facebook.
Face-dump by Brodeurguy April 6, 2012

Dump at face value 

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump.
Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!

Face Dump 

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone
My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.
Face Dump by face dump September 21, 2009

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.
-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

Dump a hot load on my face

This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.

1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face

2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth

You see the danger of this word, right?
Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*

Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT