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clean word for dumbass....for the middle school masses. a word you can use in front of your mama without too much suspicion.
"you walked all the way down here for a cup of sugar? Man, you a dumise, fool."
dumise by darling. January 10, 2008
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Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018
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demisemihemidemisemiquaver

A note that will immediately rip the hands off of any self-respecting musician.
I once was a pianist like you, but then I took a demisemihemidemisemiquaver to the hands.

biromantic demisexual 

A person who is romantically attracter to two or more genders, but will only feel sexual attraction when a deep bond is formed between them and their partner.
Sam really likes me, but will not have sex with me until they are ready. Apparently they are a biromantic demisexual.

Biromantic Demisexual 

An individual with the potential to develop a romantic attraction towards a person of any gender, but only develops a sexual attraction once a strong emotional bond is formed.
"I really liked <person> for a long time, but I didn't develop a sexual attraction towards them until <period of time> after we started dating. Before then I wasn't really interested in or driven by sex, or their gender. I'm a biromantic demisexual."
Biromantic Demisexual by Wonl July 1, 2015

demisexual 

To not be sexually attracted to someone unless you have a deep emotional and/or romantic relationship
Person 1: hey man lets have sex
Person 2: I'm demisexual :/
Person 1: ....wat

Person 2: I'm not sexually attracted to you unless we have a very strong emotional connection.
Person 1: oh cool. wanna talk instead?
Person 2: sure lmao
demisexual by smolbeanjoseph June 22, 2016

Dumisani 

He's the most loving and selfless person. Very considerate and sweet. Oh and cute too

He's Dumi that one
Dumisani inkosi ngaso sonke Iskhathi
Dumisani by Lindisani August 17, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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