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A person who writes or says things a level below stupid.

Stop being such a dumbfungo. You write like a dumbfungo. Your comments made as much sense as if it was written by a dumbfungo.

dumbfungo by ZeroHappy October 4, 2017

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dumbfuckology

The science and practice of being a dumb fuck

He was so stupid, he held a professional degree in dumbfuckology.

dumbfuckology by Takashi Kimiwada November 6, 2005

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Dufungo

Doofus, fungus combined

Jessica is such a dufungo, she thought Alaska was a continent.

Dufungo by Robbiebobbie May 9, 2017

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dumbcuntoligist

being the biggest dumb cunt. A teacher that should be a student.

that chick I work with has no idea what's going on but she keeps telling me what to do, she's a dumbcuntoligist

dumbcuntoligist by big_al_playa September 25, 2007

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dumbfug

A person so dumb, they should not breed and spread their stupidity thus no fuck is given at the end.

"Congrats on the promotion from dumbfuck, to dumbfug guy!"

dumbfug by All Perpose August 1, 2018

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DumbFungus

When you get in trouble from your parents to the point you shit your pants purposefully to avoid or change the subject

Awe man i dumbfungus my pants

DumbFungus by GuetoGlizzy December 15, 2020

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Dumungous

a word that means bigger that humungous.

"man, that earthquake was dumungous." Carl said.

Dumungous by jonny101 April 2, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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