The ultimate Dumb Cunt see dumb cunt. A teacher that is dumber than his students, but thinks he knows everything, also applies to Co-workers, boss's etc.
1.. That teacher is the biggest dumbcuntoligist that I've ever had.
2.. Hey Brian, " that chick we work with is a dumbcuntoligist!"
3.. Hey Brian, " I think our boss is a dumbcuntoligist"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"