Tech saavy douche: Thank God I don' have a dumb phone so I can go on Facebook and play Angry Birds on this road trip, otherwise I might have had to interact with other people.
"Dumb phone" is a coarse reference to the largely obsolete portable cellular telephones (of differing brands) made from 1983 to 1999. Majority of them were manufactured by Motorola from 1983 to 1999. Other manufacturers during that period include Ericsson, Sony, Nokia, Mobira and Oki.
Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).
Al: Did you see that New Zealand ad? The one about the gal who used a dumb phone 'coz her insurance plan was so damn expensive?
ADJ. the state of being confused, or dumfounded, as to how to properly use a smartphone (such as an iPhone, Droid, or Blackberry),or some of its features, as a result of only previously owning "dumbphones".
When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.
The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.
Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?
Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.