dum ass

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Someone who may be intelligent, but who does something classically stupid which would infer that he/she is in actuality unintelligent. Someone who acts negatively and out of character and is reprimanded, in jest, by their peers. Similar to the UK's "wanker", but used more lightly and with humor in Canada.

Cheating on a Hot, Sweet Girlfriend / Climbing Buildings while intoxicated with loafers / Peeing too close to metal in -28 weather / Deciding it's a good time to explore your emotional, feminine side at the Urinals in the Club / Getting Caught with exam answers in micro-print, taped to your HB pencil... Female: Putting Nair on your Eyebrows / Using Dish-detergent in the Clothes Washer / Never Checking the Oil / Video-taping the Stagette / Letting that Hot guy from the Hockey-team video tape slightly-tipsy porn-star-you...

"Wow, 'Johnny'/'Jenny', that was a Dummm Asss thing to do; you are a Dumass!"

dum ass by Jane R. December 15, 2004

Words you can keep

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

You little dum dum lollipop looking ass

A roast to use on the idiots in your life often paired with the BOI hand gestures to emphasize the roast further

Chad you little dum dum Lollipop looking ass

You little dum dum lollipop looking ass by Aliskater December 24, 2019

dumass

An illiterate's version of dumb ass.

The dumb ass writes dumass for dumb ass.

dumass by Alexandre Dumas July 16, 2008

dumassery

Full of dumbass
stupidity
not-so-smart decision

What is wrong with him?
Pure dumassery.

dumassery by angology October 27, 2013

dumass

This is how idiots spell dumbass.

It's dumbass, not dumass, dumbass.

dumass by Balls 2 Heavy July 22, 2006

Dr. Dumass

Someone who is such a complete dumbass, that they should have a PhD in being retarded. Dumass is one letter short of Dumbass, which makes it funnier when they don't realize what you're talking about.

Dr. Dumass over there, pranked called her school from her home phone without using *67.

Dr. Dumass by Lee Baker November 7, 2006

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026