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duesch bag 

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush
Johnny is such a duesch bag.
duesch bag by irishprick October 24, 2005
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duesch bag 

A bag in which certain individuals keep their feces when they are not able to use the restroom.
Hold on, I think my duesch bag is full.
duesch bag by Giggles November 11, 2003

duesch bag idiot 

D.B.I. for short, a complete dumbass who only says and does things that totally piss you off and ruin your day. Every group of friends has at least one of these, yet somehow he or she remains part of the group, mostly becuase he or she is fun to laugh AT, not with.
Why did you bring patrick to the party? All he ever does is say dumbass shit all day! He is a complete duesch bag idiot!!
1)A dumbass person with no brains
2)A tool used to clean up after the female uses a dusch.
Dude steven is a dusch bag
dusch bag by Slob on ma knob June 24, 2003

Deusch Bag 

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.
Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!
Deusch Bag by Kevin April 10, 2004

duech bag 

a foreign douche bag
That Albanian asshole was a complete duech bag.
duech bag by m.c. fly October 4, 2010

sherrif deuschbag 

the guy at a store who wears a pricing gun in a holster around his hip and takes it out as if were a six shooter in a old western
"God damn did you see mike joly walking around here he's wearing that pricing gun like he is sherrif deuschbag"
sherrif deuschbag by Alex Paulich December 8, 2004
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