duck cheese

The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.
I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear.
by David Faircloth June 21, 2005
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Duck Cheese Brush

Hey Honey,

Been a hard day at work, would you be so kind to clean the Duck Cheese off my Dick. That honey you are the best a being a Duck Cheese Brush.

Thanks Muffin
by CAAB2010 August 28, 2009
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Duck cheese

Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.
by The Yan Man December 02, 2021
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