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a duck bitch

1. A girl who has a big belly that pulls her forward and a large ass that sticks out, this makes her resemble that of a duck. Her having snaggle teeth would make her resemble a duck even more but its not a requirement.

2. A clingy, or ugly girl thats trying to stalk you. If you spot her at a bar before she spots you- then DUCK!
Girl: "youre an idiot".

Guy: "yea well with that big ass and stomach you look like a duck".
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Guy 1: Yo man isnt that the girl over there whose been stalkin yo ass??

Guy 2: Yep thats "a duck bitch", ima ghost outta here for she sees me.
a duck bitch by zarreff June 6, 2011

a duck bitch

An ugly girl that you would fuck.
You: Hey, you see Tiffany's ass today?

Me: Yeah, saw her face too, she a duck bitch.
a duck bitch by shortyshitstain November 18, 2015

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch 

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)
"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

Bitch Duck

The 'Bitch Duck' is a particular member of a group of close friends who are usually bros. The BD is needy, depressing, annoying, spiteful, grouchy, and most likely smells of cigarettes.

All the characteristics of a 'Bitch Duck' are related to the definition of a typical Bitch, but a BD only lives for attention. Some behaviors exhibited by the BD are crying about nothing, being flaky, trying to fit in to much, overreacting, paranoia, and last but not least... Getting shut down by members of the opposite sex.

The Bitch Duck originated from the popular show Family Guy in the episode Fox-y Lady.
Bro #1- Dude, Ben is so god damn annoying when all he talks about is his ex and crying.

Bro #2- What is his fucking deal? That ended like two years ago!
Bro #3 Yeah man, the dude is a total Bitch Duck. Lets go get drunk and fuck some hot sluts.
Bro #1 and Bro #2- Fuck yeah Bro!
Bitch Duck by The_Tripod_4ever April 2, 2011

bitch ass duck 

Josh Parker
bitch ass duck by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

bitch ass duck 

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck
Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck
bitch ass duck by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018
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