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Lubber Dubber 

Lubber Dubber - The etymology of the word derives from the Ancient Scythian demon goddess of stupidity called "Jeanne". In antiquity, "Jeanne" would seduce Scythian tribesmen into the Northern woods, and unleash her powers of "ugly inbred fatass" on them while chanting "Lubber Dubber" which would immediately stupidify their minds. Once the demon goddess Jeanne chanted "Lubber Dubber" on her unsuspecting victims, their ability to think, reason, do science, use logic, was vanquished, and a state of what would be commonly known today as mental retardation. Thus "Lubber Dubber" is a commonly used term that is often interpreted as "I don't use my brain", or "I am a mindless stupid monkey", although those who use the "Lubber Dubber" motif, ought not insult monkeys , as the chimps levels of intelligence, are clearly much higher.
Who is considered the father of the modern scientific method?

"I don't know nuthin about that stuff, LUBBER DUBBER".

Ok, it is considered to be Sir Francis Bacon, but observable scientific practice goes back to Aristotle, and Science in the West, is thought to have generally been derived alongside many conjecture based natural philosophies, from such figures as Thales of Miletus, or Heraclitus of Ephesus, etc. . .

Who is your favorite character in Human History?

"Edward". You mean King Edward??? No, silly Goat Poop Eating Edward, LUBBER DUBBER!!!"

Flubber Dubber 

Another word for condom.
Daddy did u bring protection, yep brought my Flubber Dubbers
Flubber Dubber by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018

Jubber Dubber Doodle 

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.
I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.
a volkswagen enthusiast(that also owns a VW)
dubbers over ricers
dubbers for life
dubber by V-Dul3 November 27, 2006

Duct Tape Dubber 

Someone who drives, maintains, and enhances (usually for aesthetics and/or performance) a vehicle made by Volkswagen, but whom does not possess the resources or finances to use quality parts to do so.

The term is derived from the use of duct tape and zip ties to hold together certain parts on a Duct Tape Dubber's car. Usually parts of the body like the bumpers.
(Pointing at a Mark I Rabbit with the muffler zip-tied in place) "There goes Tim, he's a real Duct Tape Dubber"
Duct Tape Dubber by theoriginal777 January 13, 2012

Flubber Dubber 

Daddy did u bring protection, yep I brought the Flubber Dubber
Flubber Dubber by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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