dsmeg
he has cheese dick
dsmeg is not circumcised
dsmeg by luciand123 October 31, 2019
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desmeg
Gently striking a male in his genitals and causing him brief pain,this is different to any other striking of a males genitals as it is done by swiftly but slyly striking the males genitals as you pass them.
However as odd as it seems desmeging is common between two males, , and very rare between a male and a female, we believe this is because males tend to laugh at one another when in pain
However as odd as it seems desmeging is common between two males, , and very rare between a male and a female, we believe this is because males tend to laugh at one another when in pain
"i think this calls for a desmeg" or "shall i desmeg him?" or just shouting the word "desmeg" upon desmeging a male
desmeg by 20030712JLF March 30, 2010
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