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The Dreaded Scoot
The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.
“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”
The Dreaded Scoot by PizzaShopGang May 25, 2021
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The Dreaded Throw and Go
The unfortunate condition of suffering simultaneously from symptoms of both diarrhea and vomiting, brought on by various stomach viruses, but more commonly associated with the consumption of tequila followed by Denny's/IHOP. The patient is usually left in the precarious position of requiring several disposal receptacles simultaneously, with the use of a toilet and a small trash barrel being the best-case scenario. Following its normal course, which may persist for hours, recovery is usually dependent on either rest or additional tequila.
E.g.: Dude, what's that fucking smell?! Josh, did you just Throw and Go in my backseat?!
E.g.:
Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.
E.g.:
Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.
The Dreaded Throw and Go by stormyblue007 July 30, 2017
Dryaheevah
When one's diarrhea runs out. (sweet pun) One's sphincter and rectum continue to attempt to expel excrement unsuccessfully. Usually painful and uncomfortable.
Morgan: Wow what did I eat last night?
Mac: You bought burrittoes from that guy on the boardwalk again, and you drank a forty of old english.
Morgan: No wonder I've got dryaheevah, I can't poop anymore out I've just been dryaheeving all day!
Mac: Are you gonna be up our toga yacht party tonight?
Morgan: Oh god do you have any ice cubes? I think I pulled a muscle in my sphincter and my anus is on fire.
Mac: You bought burrittoes from that guy on the boardwalk again, and you drank a forty of old english.
Morgan: No wonder I've got dryaheevah, I can't poop anymore out I've just been dryaheeving all day!
Mac: Are you gonna be up our toga yacht party tonight?
Morgan: Oh god do you have any ice cubes? I think I pulled a muscle in my sphincter and my anus is on fire.
Dryaheevah by Morgan (poop artist) January 26, 2009
Drayden
Drayden is a sweet, caring, and good looking guy. He has a tendincy to flirt without knowing sometimes but over all he is an amazing guy!
Drayden by Thatonechic53080 December 6, 2015
Dayadeep
A small little Indian imbecile that is very anti-social, so in order to cope he is always studying and flexing his grades as if they were nothing. He also works out and attempts to build up his body but everyone knows that he'll always be a SUKHI PINDI forever. He or she will also be secretly LGBTQ and grope there Tennis Racquet while touching themselves and think of Serena Williams.
Dayadeep by MODI's Bitch!!! October 12, 2020
The Dreaded Hey
When somebody you really don't like thinks they can hang out with you. They text you "Hey..." indicating that they want to hang out. Usually followed by a text saying "wanna hang out?"
Person 1- Oh shit, i just got the dreaded hey from Steven!
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.
10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"
Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.
10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"
Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.
The Dreaded Hey by Mason Butler November 12, 2011