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dry sandwich 

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life
Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

21st Dry Sandwich Day

On the 21st of every month you must eat a dry sandwich to show your gratitude to the special day!
It’s 21st dry sandwich day !
Why are you happy to eat a dry sandwich..
Cause it’s a good day the 21st

dry sandy 

When you take multiple pecan sandies and sand paper and wrap the pecan sandies and sandpaper around your dick and force it down all the way down a victims throat and or rectum.while shoving a stapler in the victims vagina while putting hot glue into the victims nostrils while lighting a cat on fire and yelling HAIL SATAN!!!
I got a dry sandy and my ass is still burning.
dry sandy by FirstRoundDowner December 5, 2013

dry sandwich 

A type of sandwich which is dry and contains no butter and also is a person who gives dry stares into the dark abyss that is your life
Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

Dry-Sandwich 

A synonym for a Sahara desert vagina, pH balance of vaginal fluids becomes exorbitantly off balance leading to a moisture lacking pussy.

Common variations include a dry-hoagie, dry-wedge, dry-hero
Person: Yo, my ex's pussy was a literal dry-sandwich
Other: My son, what do you mean?

Person: It means rubbing my ex-girlfriend's clitoris was unable to produce a hormonal reaction leading to vaginal secretion

Other: My son, don't you mean a dry hoagie?
Person: Yes dad
Dry-Sandwich by Blabeadle September 15, 2020