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dry paint by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019
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Watching Paint Dry
Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.
Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"
Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"
Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"
Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"
Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
Watching Paint Dry by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009
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watching paint dry
In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the [center[ lane from the foul line to the basket.
watching paint dry by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
letting the paint dry
A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
letting the paint dry by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011
Watching paint dry
Used to describe Manchester United.
Watching paint dry by Kopthis October 3, 2019
dry painting
dry painting by stingraii September 23, 2023
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