drunmk
drunmk by TG Wargasm November 18, 2006
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Drunk Plans
Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!
Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017
backfire drunk
When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.
backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022
Drunk Chivalry
Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.
“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”
Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015
The Drunken Clam
The Drunken Clam by david faustino May 11, 2012
drunken sailor
drunken sailor by Verdigris June 15, 2016
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