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sneaker-drunk 

adj. The state of drunkness wherein one can do little else but stare at their feet (often for lack of being able to lift the head.)
Yeah I don't remember when that girl licked my nipple, being as I was sneaker-drunk most of the night.
sneaker-drunk by rex ingeniosum November 18, 2003

drunkspeak 

When someone is talking while drunk and their ideas and communication is impaired due to the fact that they are so inebriated.
She was trying to convince me that she was so happy and so fulfilled, and as it all came tumbling out through her prolific tears, I was aware that it was all just a load of garbled drunkspeak.
drunkspeak by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2023

sneak-drink 

To consume a beverage in a sneak-like fashion. The art of sneak-drinking is one that is difficult to perfect, but has a remarkable amount of payoff. There are numerous situations in life where normal drinking is strictly prohibited—in these common dilemmas, sneak-drinking will assist one in obtaining the necessary amount of liquid he or she needs in order to continuely perform everyday activities in an efficient manner.
Frank: "I'm totally going to sneak-drink this water."
Christina: "What? 'Sneak-drink?'
Frank: "Yes. I am going to drink it. Sneakily."
sneak-drink by Francis Tumerelli October 6, 2009