drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.

Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.

by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008

Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

by still choking victim December 9, 2010

get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on

Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.

I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.

by OnE LoVe August 9, 2003

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Drunkaoke

Singing Karaoke while being intoxicated.

Kristy thinks she sound just like Adele when she's drunkaokeing.

by Fundrummerchick November 4, 2011

Drunkeoke

v. The art of inflicting severe pain to the ears of innocent bystanders (your friends) while you demonstrate your extreme vocal abilities while totally shit-faced at the highest volume humanly possible. Usually tends to take place in public places after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and generally constitutes one singing "I love Rock N Roll"

Paulette: If Amanda doesn't get her drunk ass off the damn stage she's gonna fall off.

Jennifer: Piss Yeah, what the Hell does she think this is? Drunkeoke?

Angela: She's killing my ears, this has to stop. She doesn't even know the words!

Various Crowd Members: Hey you dumb drunk bitch! Sit down you sound like shit!

by oneDruNKbitch March 28, 2010