Drunkeoke

v. The art of inflicting severe pain to the ears of innocent bystanders (your friends) while you demonstrate your extreme vocal abilities while totally shit-faced at the highest volume humanly possible. Usually tends to take place in public places after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and generally constitutes one singing "I love Rock N Roll"

Paulette: If Amanda doesn't get her drunk ass off the damn stage she's gonna fall off.

Jennifer: Piss Yeah, what the Hell does she think this is? Drunkeoke?

Angela: She's killing my ears, this has to stop. She doesn't even know the words!

Various Crowd Members: Hey you dumb drunk bitch! Sit down you sound like shit!

Drunkeoke by oneDruNKbitch March 28, 2010

drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

drunkometer by pyra023 December 20, 2010

Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

drunkorexia

A practice which has recently come to light with the exposure of pro-anorexia websites in the media... DRUNKOREXIA refers to the act of restricting food intake/calories by day so one can party and get drunk at night without fear of gaining weight from the extra calories of the alcohol. Generally practiced by body-conscious or anorexic young women, who are often alcoholics.

The danger of this practice is that there is no food present in the stomach to slow the absorption of alcohol into the system, which can result in the person becoming intoxicated too quickly, passing out, vomiting, or getting alcohol poisoning. Those side effects, coupled with the long-term effects of anorexia on the body, can lead to death.

Amy: "I never see Brittany eat a thing... she just swills down shot after shot of Patron every night."

Carrie: "Sounds like drunkorexia to me."

Amy: "She's going to die if she doesn't get her shit together."

drunkorexia by Hollis X April 18, 2008

Drunkolepsy 

Someone who consumes so much alcohol that they pass out at random and fall down.

Kevin was so drunk, he fell out of his chair due to his chronic drunkolepsy.

Drunkolepsy by Mr. One Three July 15, 2009

drunkerer 

... Is a real deffinition necessary? You're drunker than drunk... Now drink more to level up to drunkerest

I'm feelin drunkerer than u...

drunkerer by naSTi06 November 20, 2009

drunkenness 

How heavily an individual is intoxicated/drunk and forthcoming consequences as a result

Man, my drunkenness is starting to get the better of me; I want to pork your sister.

drunkenness by bantaclause January 27, 2015