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piss drunk 

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.
piss drunk by ACG2x February 27, 2004

piss drunk 

-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
-very intoxicated
Man I was piss drunk last night; I woke up to a puddle of piss on my floor.
piss drunk by jim gordon October 9, 2005

piss drunk 

The point of drunk where you don't realize that you're drunk, but you manage to piss yourself on someone's porch or something.
"She pissed herself on my porch! That's REALLY piss drunk!"
piss drunk by Sofiya April 10, 2006

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.
Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

PISS DRUNK 

An old skating krew..... the only member left is Dustin Dollin... pro skater for Baker...
Dustin Dollin-Yeah PD stands for PISS DRUNK.... my old krew...
PISS DRUNK by ._. ----> :| November 22, 2011

Shit piss drunk 

So drunk that you shit and piss yourself
Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk
Shit piss drunk by MZ2842 August 31, 2013
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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