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Drunk Driving

An act in which an intoxicated (drunk) human being
drives a moving vehicle.
Drunk Driving is exremely serious and over all NOT a game.
Often causes wrecks, injuries, deaths, mutilation and is illegal in all states.
Drunk Driving by MeganMalfunction January 16, 2010

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?
drunk driving by Nick D September 23, 2003

drunk driving

see Senatoer Edward M. Kennedy (AKA Ted)
Ted Kennedy was drunk driving when Mary Jo Kopechne drown after a party on Chappaquiddick Island.

His son U.S. Representative Patrick J. Kennedy has fallen close to the tree as well; see the May 2006 Capitol Hill accident.

Drunk Driving

One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.
“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”
Drunk Driving by WildWolfBabe December 29, 2019

Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?
Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.
Drunk Driving by HarBak November 13, 2022

Mothers against Drunk Driving (MADD)

a group of mothers that don't want teenagers to use drugs and alcohol with scary as hell PSAs as well as a charity
man, canada's freaking insane with Mothers against Drunk Driving (MADD) and their crazy PSAs
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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