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drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk
Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving
drunk diving by mustang maniac April 20, 2010
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Drunk Driving

An act in which an intoxicated (drunk) human being
drives a moving vehicle.
Drunk Driving is exremely serious and over all NOT a game.
Often causes wrecks, injuries, deaths, mutilation and is illegal in all states.
Drunk Driving by MeganMalfunction January 16, 2010

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?
drunk driving by Nick D September 23, 2003

drunk driving

see Senatoer Edward M. Kennedy (AKA Ted)
Ted Kennedy was drunk driving when Mary Jo Kopechne drown after a party on Chappaquiddick Island.

His son U.S. Representative Patrick J. Kennedy has fallen close to the tree as well; see the May 2006 Capitol Hill accident.

Drunk Driving

One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.
“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”
Drunk Driving by WildWolfBabe December 29, 2019

Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?
Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.
Drunk Driving by HarBak November 13, 2022

Mothers against Drunk Driving (MADD)

a group of mothers that don't want teenagers to use drugs and alcohol with scary as hell PSAs as well as a charity
man, canada's freaking insane with Mothers against Drunk Driving (MADD) and their crazy PSAs
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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