Faggot Eater

Jeffery Dahmer.

Ted: Hey man you heard about that faggot eater going around town?
Jim: Nah brother he got locked up, they even made a documentary about him. The chicks go wild for him.
Ted: Ah aight.

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?

Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.

by HarBak November 13, 2022

penis't

A vagina.

Greg: Sup shawty, let me get inside your penis't
Shaniqua: Ew what the fuck
Greg: Naw baby, you know like penis't. It isn't a penis.
Shaniqua: Ight come fuck my penis't then

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Piss

Piss

Piss

by HarBak December 15, 2022

Waze

The app I use to continue drunk driving.

My homie: Ay brah you can't drive home
Me: Nah... I'm just gonna Waze it.
My homie: Ah... be safe man

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Flesh Hog

A creature dwelling in the nether regions of men.

Jimmy: Ay Timmy, gonna go skin the ol' flesh hog
Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother
Jimmy: Yeah buddy

by HarBak November 13, 2022

MegaNigga

A certain kind of gigantic, oversized, muscled, huge, and well... mega nigga.

Jake: Hey man
MegaNigga: Hand over your wallet, your shoes and your mouth and anus.
Jake: Yes MegaNigga *gawk gawk*

by HarBak November 13, 2022