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drunk bed 

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs
Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.
drunk bed by lamicmic January 8, 2010
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Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.
Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!
Piss-Bed drunk by CBoyed June 17, 2012

Bed Drunk 

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.
Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk
Bed Drunk by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011

Bed Wetting Drunk 

Scuba Steve of Orlando after many Flaming Volcanoes at Kobe Steakhouse, bowling alley karaoke w/ B-52 shots and shotgunning PBRs at The Lodge
Looks like someone is getting Bed Wetting Drunk again!

Drunk BedWetting 

Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.
Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting

"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison

Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison
Drunk BedWetting by icequeen11 February 25, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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