Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.
Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!
by CBoyed March 08, 2012
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Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gunslower than some, yet rhythmic.
Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.
by CBoyed February 23, 2024
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