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A person who cannot or will not take care of themselves, often due to addiction or derangement, and who in desperation pulls anyone who tries to help them down alongside them, the way a drowning person pulls their would-be rescuer under the water.
Keep your distance from that guy. He's a drowner.
drowner by lejandroid March 4, 2011
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Noun

A racial epithet for black people....because they can't swim.
Look at this guy and his gold teeth and oversized rims. I bet he can't even swim.

Yea, what a drowner.
Drowner by Byeeter November 17, 2023
Deshaun no call/no showed for work, typical Drowner.
Drowner by John Doughseph January 25, 2024

goose drowner

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.
goose drowner by Jeff Ray January 17, 2006

Cat Drowner 

Noun:

The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.
“Look at that idiot in his jacked up pick up, flying the stars and bars and carrying a pistol on his hip in the middle of fucking small town Idaho.”

“What a Cat Drowner.”
Cat Drowner by FonzFTW October 10, 2017

ginger drowner

A man who has received, or is receiving, underwater fellatio from a red headed woman.
You thought she'd need to come up for air, but he really was an expert ginger drowner.
ginger drowner by sockdemon February 15, 2022

dead-a-drowner 

to be deader than dead not to be confused with the un-dead; best performed before jewish stars are formed at world record pace
der-de-derder
you are now dead-a-drowner!
you look like your D-a-D
you look like you could use some dead-a-drown

Ed is the only one to achieve complete dead-a-drownerness

He's dead a mother fuckin drowner....
dead-a-drowner by logamatt May 28, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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