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Definitions by FonzFTW

Cross between a dildo and a dumbass. Functioning on a level of such dull stupidity somebody should shove you up their ass of vag.
That guy is so fucking retarded I’m surprised he hasn’t drowned looking up at the sky during a rain storm.

No shit! What a DILDUMB!
Dildumb by FonzFTW November 8, 2025

Slinchin’ a Grinch 

Taking a shit. The frayed tapering turd end looks the top of Grinch’s head. Typically an effortless slide out. Hence the “slinchin’” not pinchin’.
Man that combo late got me ready for slinchin’ a grinch!
Slinchin’ a Grinch by FonzFTW August 13, 2024

Cat Drowner 

Noun:

The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.
Look at that idiot in his jacked up pick up, flying the stars and bars and carrying a pistol on his hip in the middle of fucking small town Idaho.”

“What a Cat Drowner.”
Cat Drowner by FonzFTW October 10, 2017