Definitions by sockdemon

figmaginary 

A type of web development that occurs entirely within figma or design, where impossible features and imaginary user interfaces are presented as entirely possible and entirely real.

"Wow, did you see that demo?"
"Yeah, but the entire thing was figmaginary."

figmaginary by sockdemon April 3, 2024

lotus leaf 

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

lotus leaf by sockdemon January 7, 2024

garehdocio 

A strong cognitive bias wherein you perceive your own actions to be more complex and noteworthy than the same actions performed by others. The phenomena is frequently accompanied by a strong need to describe said actions to peers.

"This is a tricky shot"
"You're 6 inches dead straight with the pocket. You need to get your garehdocio under control."

garehdocio by sockdemon January 4, 2024

ginger drowner

A man who has received, or is receiving, underwater fellatio from a red headed woman.

You thought she'd need to come up for air, but he really was an expert ginger drowner.

ginger drowner by sockdemon February 15, 2022

Wemsy 

A posh, minge hating, londoner who spends the majority of his or her time aggravating gingers. Usually of the birth name emma.

Wemsy, stop verbally assaulting that ginger minge!

Wemsy by sockdemon January 11, 2009