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Drown out the Gopher 

The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.
Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.

Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
Drown out the Gopher by GoochTrain November 8, 2016

talked me down out of my tree 

This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.
My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether 

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality 

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality 

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

knock-down-drag-out 

They got into a knock-down-drag-out brawl over the stupidest thing.
knock-down-drag-out by Light Joker December 16, 2005