drop log

Have a bowel movement

You are guaranteed to drop log In less than a jiffy after eating my mother's homemade sausage.

by Robert Anthony April 23, 2016

dropping logs

From a casual perspective, 'dropping logs' can be thought of as simply taking a dump. A more serious definition would be a more deliberate approach to the art of having a bowel movement. By definition, Dropping Logs may be considered a skill by those individuals that put genuine concentrated effort into a particular bowel movement. For example; a sporting person may refer to the acquired skill of aiming turds while aloft on a tree limb as dropping logs. A person with a medical affliction like constipation may consider expressing 'dropping logs' as way of expressing verbally their feeling of relief. An animal lover may use the term affectionately, such as: Fidow did an excellent job of dropping logs on our walk this morning. It may be used as a form of personal expression: I generally am not in the habit of dropping logs at a complete stranger’s house. With a bit of imagination, the possibilities are limitless.

I caught Ginger dropping logs at my apartment when I arrived unexpectedly early. I reassured her that it was perfectly acceptable and took a massive dump myself with the door open. I warned her about the use of open flames during the process.

by Big Ed Moustapha January 06, 2010

Drop a log

To evacuate ones bowels.

I need to go and drop a log.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Drop a Log

Commonly used to say that you need to excrete some fecal matter.

"I wanted to jerk off, but I had to drop a log first"

by FrYeS May 17, 2005

dropping a log

Shitting out of your asshole until your lungs detonate in a fiery explosion of dick

Tom went dropping a log into a female holio

by Superscott555 January 18, 2016

drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

drop some logs

Drop some logs means to deficate some feces; shit.

Man I gotta drop some logs.

by MACK DADDY REN February 11, 2010