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Verb; Masturbating while smoking a marijuana joint
I spent half the night droking
Droking by Jleess08924 June 29, 2017
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When you are drunk and joking; so drunk you slur your words and combine to say " I'm just droking". Not to be confused with stroking; stoned joking.
I'm just droking.
Droking by Kmae11 May 17, 2019
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I'M DROKING .....CUS I'M DRUNK.... AND I'M JOKING.......hhhAAHHHHHAAAHHH
I MADE FUN OF MY GF AND SHE DIDNT KNOW I WAS DROKING...
droking by WAX7271 February 26, 2019

draking and driving 

The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.
Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!
draking and driving by ChizzyB October 21, 2013
A word originated from the rapper/singer Drake to describe when someone is behaving very emotional. Drunk texting or calling ex girlfriends/boyfriends is a main example of Draking.
I cried all night i swear i was draking.

I didn't mean to text you i was just draking
Draking by Aleczander September 24, 2013
The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :]
When I play with my ferret he starts dooking! It's so cute!
Dooking by Ragon February 6, 2009
the act of being focused on a particular objective while being completely oblivious to the world around you
yo my girlfriend was droning out on her phone last night
Droning by Snow_Falcon March 6, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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