The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.

Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!

draking and driving by ChizzyB October 21, 2013

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Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

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vip driving

Using the sidewalk or opposite lane to navigate your vehicle through slow traffic. This involves blatant disregard for street laws and pedestrians, which often results in incrimination, vehicle damage, or death. Your insurance company would abandon you like a red-headed stepchild.

Enraged by the slow traffic, Mark decided to use a technique called VIP driving by veering onto the sidewalk and slamming on the accelerator.

vip driving by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006

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Josh Devine

The sexy ass drummer of One Direction. Also part Ninja/Spiderman

.... Why would Josh Devine need an example???? He Josh freaking Devine?

Josh Devine by Drummersaresexier August 21, 2012

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