dretch

1. (more recently) something that is cool, often fun, either in a sexual context or with the inherent emphasis of 'fuck'
2. (older) a lazy slut, a wretch that is sullen and slow
3. (d&d) a demonic millenial (derogatory)

A: "That car is fucking dretch!
B: "Fucking dretch is like saying GPS system - be better."

by Mr. Kalm December 4, 2022

drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.

Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

dry to drenched

When the Vaginal region is excited and goes from the baron desert wastelands to the full roaring river of the Amazon in seconds.

When I get her back in the room and play a little Ginuwine she goes dry to drenched!

by Hurtin For A Pirtin May 12, 2015

Dreich (Old Scots origin)

A combination of dull, overcast, drizzly, cold, misty and miserable weather. At least 4 of the above adjectives must apply before the weather is truly dreich

it was a dreich day

by Charles Gordon March 18, 2003

dreich

Scottish word, meaning miserable cold gloomy weather.

It's a dreich day ootside

by mr.meester November 25, 2005

Drewche Bag

The next step above a douche bag. This person is extremely arrogant and annoys every person in any room they enter simply by the act of entering said room. Drewche Bags always ask irrelevant questions to you about themselves and answer their own questions by pointing both their thumbs at themselves and proudly exclaiming, "THIS GUY!" These questions about themselves often refer to sexual acts that either over-exaggerated or never performed. In fact while a drewche bag brags about fucking lots of women he is actually in the closet. Drewche bags also claim to be able to imbibe large quantities of alcohol and not actually reach the point of intoxication even though they are obviously stumbling and slurring their speech after two drinks.(also drewche bags reading this chuckled to themselves when they read the word quantities because of "tities.") Drewche bags are totally unaware that nobody likes them. One final way to spot a drewche bag is the annoying overuse of the phrase, "That's what she said."

Joe is such a drewche bag, we all know he was totally shitfaced and didn't fuck that hot chick last night; then after he told me about it he wanted to know if I would be his cuddle buddy tonight.

by Drew, the original "THIS GUY" April 6, 2009