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Draymond Greened 

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.
Draymond Greened by Heysloth June 20, 2016

Draymond Green 

A sex move in which one partner violently kicks or punches the other in their genitals, then pretends it was an accident. Named after the NBA player Draymond Green due to his tendency to strike opposing players in their genitals and pretend that it was an accident.
"Yesterday I caught Ben looking at another girl's boobs so I gave him a Draymond Green when we were having sex last night. He totally deserved it."
Draymond Green by Mr Cnowledge June 25, 2016

Draymond Beans 

Draymond Beans is a Instagram star with a whopping 3,700 followers at the time of this definition. His goal is to mimic star NBA star Draymond Green. His vocabulary is very limited with words like “Draymond Beans”, or “Spam Draymond Beans in the comments” Draymond Beans also has a son named Draymond Beans Jr who recently started his own Instagram and as of right now has 120 followers
Commenter: Draymond Beans😤

Draymond Beans Replying: Draymond Beans😳🔥
Draymond Beans by Dgoat24 September 1, 2019

draymond clapped 

When you are about to do anytype of physical harm to another (mostly woman) who has been talking shit about you

More of an idea then a action
She is about to get Draymond Clapped
draymond clapped by coopsabeast November 23, 2016

Draymond Green 

Person who kicked steven adams balls
draymond green is going to kick steven adams balls
Draymond Green by KOT4Q August 22, 2017

Draymond Greening 

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.
My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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