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Drapery is the flaps of skin than hang off a person who was morbidly obese at one time but lost the weight. Like curtains hanging from the wall....DRAPERY.
Look at the drapery on that one... or... sometimes drapery is not a pretty sight.
Drapery by Shannon Van Andel October 9, 2008
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Drapery Falls

When a girl goes down below and starts sucking on your junk, you wait till you are about to cum and then cum ALL around her face. Once the cum is all around her face you wait and the cum falling down her face represents Drapery's as in drapery's on your wall. It also represents Niagara Falls as the cum drips from her face.
The cum slowly drips down her face and slows down which are the drapery's and when thay are falling its as if it was cum falls which comes out to Drapery Falls.
Drapery Falls by isamu999 December 5, 2007

Drapered 

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When your entire day is planned around a meeting/interview with an individual. To you, this is an important life event - a stepping stone that will, if successful will lead to bigger and better opportunities. However, the individual at the center of this momentous occasion, couldn't give fewer fucks. You've gone to bed early. You canceled all other activities for the day only to wait indefinitely. Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined. You, sir, have been drapered
Drapered by TruffleshuffleOG February 11, 2020

DRAPERED 

The act of being left hanging by someone, specifically in the case of the person not showing up for a prescheduled event
My house keeper drapered me and i haven't seen her since
DRAPERED by Ron Draper February 11, 2020

Drapered 

When you get stood up or left hanging.
I planned my day around this and I got drapered.
Drapered by kong king live February 11, 2020

Don Draper 

Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
Don Draper by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011

Draper Utah 

suburb of slc. rich men and hot moms. full of MILF's and stuck up teenagers with their parents amex and brand new cars. nothing wrong with that.
Draper Utah by princesshai December 16, 2010
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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