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dumb, stupid, bad in general
Derived from the theme song of the Dragnet TV show (Dum de dum dum)
Fred Durst is a total tool. He's totally dragnet.

Lil John's shit is so dragnet.The only reason he's popular is because of Dave Chappelle.
dragnet by aielman49 February 13, 2005
The police had a dragnet at Andy Dick's House last night. (Also see hornet)
dragnet by aereilly July 31, 2003
The appearance one adopts earlier in the morning. Usually shortly after waking up.
"Damn girl, you look hella dragnet today."
Dragnet by Gemma Dilemma November 10, 2016
A slag who fucks their way into various clubs, organizations, online forums and/or political affiliations in order to dominate the men who hurt them i.e. dad. Unironically uses terminology inconsistent with the actual squids, matts, tools and bears who avoid them like plague. A sufferer of Histrionic Personality Disorder, at best described as "handsome" or "tough". Uses they/them adjectives as an opening line (speaking passive-aggressively through complete randos) and refers to itself in the first person thereafter, a dragnet resembles a net dragged between a few fat-assed tugs that trowl the ocean leaving nothing resembling life behind it. Known as immature lovers, put away wet and just plain 'ol "balls", dragnets have all the characteristics of a fishwife without any of the trade knowledge or ability to just let things go.

Has kids by tugs and whoever got the dope. Unironically wonders why all the serial killer docs it watched never panned out. Dragnets are completely dependent on tugs, unlike respectable whores and sluts who have jobs and rightly view tugs as nothing more than dickless man-children and pimps.
Peggy: You're too smart for your own good, duder. Peggy doesn't need another smartass mouth to feed, peggy's gonna call up Matt and Claude, have 'em bring a few squids over and they'll kick y--

Keith: --Peggy, you're not much more than a dragnet. I'm not going to stick around and wait for you to get your ass beat in the driveway by tugs and squids looking to beat someone down for interrupting their meth session. Smell ya later, B.I.
Dragnet by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021

Jack Dragnet 

An early-20th-centry undercover government agent who posed as a crime-boss in order to obtain enough evidence to make widespread arrests of underworld characters.
To this day it is unclear who murdered Bugsy Siegel, but it is rumored that Jack Dragnet might have had something to do with it, possibly in the course of one of his infamous raids or sting-operations.
Jack Dragnet by QuacksO November 8, 2019

Natsu Dragneel 

Natsu Dragneel is a character from the anime show Fairy Tail. He suffers from severe motion sickness.

He has epic dragon powers.
Natsu Dragneel has awesome powers, but when he gets on a train he's pathetic.
Natsu Dragneel by KK1412 November 29, 2010