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drag ass 

a lazy person. slow person
drag ass by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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drag ass'n 

To move or act in a slow, unmotivated manner. Often used to refer to someone who is lazy, or late to a job.
Clyde: What time do they let you in for visiting hours?

David: 10:30

Clyde: They will let ya in here at 10:30 and here you come drag ass'n in here at 11:00.
drag ass'n by Matt "Loondog" Looney January 19, 2009

Drag-Ass (Noun)

Farting in one location and then dragging it over to another.
Dude, that's some bad Drag-Ass (Noun).

Ass Drag 

Dragging a piece of bread in the butter container instead of using a knife like civilized people
Dude, dont ass drag in my butter
Ass Drag by fuzzy moldy potato November 10, 2015

drag his ass 

Basically a synonym to "Beat him/her up". It's like cheering someone on when they're roasting another person.
Sam: What did Carly say about Andrew on Twitter?
Beck: She called him out on being sexist.
Sam: Damn.
Beck: She was right too. Drag his ass, Carly.

Nicki: Miley, whats good?!
Fan: YEAH! DRAG HER ASS!
drag his ass by oli.ver March 7, 2016

Drag Your Ass 

When you are racing someone in another vehicle and they pull past you. And or put car lengths on you!
Wait till we race I’m going to Drag your ASS
Drag Your Ass by Race Car Guy March 21, 2021

drag my ass 

doing something without enthusiasm, or against one's wishes
I hate my job, I just drag my ass aroung all day. or drag your ass, drags her ass
drag my ass by rgebishop August 18, 2006
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