dr. peepper 

dr pepper has 23 flavors, but when you put pee in it, now it has 24.

damn it ricky. i know you had to pee, but make sure it's not my can. i'm not gonna drink this shit. i'm gonna pour it in your mouth while your sleeping. enjoy the refreshing taste of dr. peepper

dr. peepper by mitchell n tyre December 30, 2022

Dr. Pepperbefriender 

A person that gets other people to appreciate the mildly spicy and cherry flavored soda of the south; all Dr. Pepperbefrienders worship every one of the twenty-three flavors at ten o'clock, two o'clock, and four o'clock.

I'm a Dr. Pepperbefriender, and I would like you to taste this tasty soda.

My buddy is a Dr. Pepperbefriender, he sparked my love of Dr. Pepper.

Dr. Pepperbefriender by tentwofour December 16, 2009

Dr Pepper 

Dr Pepper, also known as DP. Created and sold in 1885 Waco Texas, one year before Coca-Cola existed, anyone who says it tastes like cherry coke is an idiot. If they are similar in taste, its cherry coke that resembles Dr Pepper not the other way around.

Dr Pepper contains 39.6 milligrams of caffeine per 12 ounce can. Dr Pepper was invented by a pharmacist by the name of Dr. Charles Alderton. Dr. Alderton began selling the original syrup un-carbonated at Morrison's Old Corner Drug Store in Waco Texas in 1885. At the time is was being sold as a vitalizing energy tonic. Customers asked to add carobonated seltzer-water to the syrup and they've been selling it carbonated ever since. Morrison the drug store owner later took over the business of selling Dr Pepper and teamed up with a local bottling plant owner Robert Lazenby.
Morrison & Lazenby founded the Artesian Mfg. & Bottling company which later became Dr Pepper/ 7UP Inc.

Dr Pepper/ 7UP Inc. is NOT owned by Pepsi, it is NOT owned by Coca-Cola. But in fact is owned by Cadbury Schweppes of London (they bought it out in 1995). Many people are confused why Dr Pepper is sold along side Coke & Pepsi products, Dr Pepper independently has contracts with Coke, Pepsi and various other bottling plants worldwide, this is because of the lack of bottling plants owned by Dr Pepper.

The ingredients in the unique beverage are classified but the company is clear it is composed of a variety of fruit flavors, prunes not being one of them.

Dr Pepper Slogans:

1889 to 1914 : "King of Beverages"
1923 to 1950 : "Good for Life"
1926 to 1930's : "Drink a Bite to Eat at 10-2-4 O'Clock"
1950's : "The Friendly Pepper-Upper"
1960's : "The most misunderstood soft drink." "So Misunderstood"
1970's : "The most original soft drink ever."
1977 : "Be a pepper", "I'm a Pepper, You're a Pepper, Wouldn't You Like to Be a Pepper, Too?"
1980 : "Hold out for the out of the ordinary."
1980's: Just what the Dr. ordered!
1994 : "You're a part of me. I'm a part of you."
1997 : "Now's the Time. This is the Place", "Dr Pepper this is the Taste."
2001 : "Makes the World Taste Better." "Dr Pepper you make the world taste better."
2002 : "Be You."

--- J. Razimus Hughston

Dr Pepper by J. Razimus Hughston April 4, 2006

dr pepper 

There's no period in Dr Pepper

dr pepper by taco_fox October 27, 2003

Dr. Pepper 

it gets the taste of dick out of your mouth.

"Hey Lou, you seem like you are cool as shit."
"Thanks man, why dont you and your drunk friends go ahead and drive back to pensacola tonight, i wont stop you"
from the back...
"Hey jackhole, i hope that Dr. Pepper gest the taste of my dick out of your mouth"
Lou says
"Im going to go smoke a jo. You kids behave, and then im going to take a shit and play on Xanga.

Dr. Pepper by pacospelotas September 13, 2009

Dr. Pepper 

As PACHUKA of Sonic CulT stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth.

gs68 Dr. Pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded.

Dr. Pepper by dj gs68 October 14, 2003

Dr. Pepper 

the name of my vaginal physician.

mom!!! i need to make a friday appointment with dr. pepper!!!

Dr. Pepper by no hay problema February 29, 2004