Down stairs

Down stairs is your crotch or groin basically your private area.

Henry: Im going down stairs and it feels so good! Melissa: Oh im going down stairs to baby!

Down stairs by fresh boy! November 25, 2016

Down stairs Special 

To vomit into ones open anus.

Paul :I gave Cindy the Down stairs special last night.

Mike : *high five*

Down stairs Special by Pop War HomEy March 26, 2009

Down Stairs in the attic 

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird

wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO

Down Stairs in the attic by penguin5225 September 3, 2018

Down stairs mixup 

When one’s parts below the belt are confused

Do you want to see my down stairs mixup?

Down stairs mixup by Billp234 December 18, 2021

FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS) 

Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.

Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.

FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS) by N@alie October 3, 2014

dirty down stairs december 

Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.

ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.

dirty down stairs december by petey10 November 1, 2010

The Down Stairs Neighbor 

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."

The Down Stairs Neighbor by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010