douchtache

A mustache worn by a douchebag.

Frankie Muniz is trying so hard to grow a douchtache, but he just can't!

by anne copperdink July 19, 2007

douchestache

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.

There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.

by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

douchbauchery

Excessive indulgence in being a douche.

Come on man, stop this douchbauchery already, you've been being a dick all damn night.

by HoboMiracleMan1 August 7, 2009

Douchachussetts

place where douche bags hail from

Hey, that guy Greg must be from Douchachussetts.

by Pain4Lyfe!!! July 10, 2010

Douchebachery

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.

Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!

by Brivan December 9, 2008

douchebachery

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.

Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."

by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013

Douchebachery

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.

That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.

by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010