a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.
John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.
The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
A common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. Typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious attitude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. Douchehawks can be seen at Republican Youth rallies, frat parties, and Rascal Flatts concerts.
"Well then, that's a finely crafted douchehawk you've got there, frosted tips and everything! It complements the popped collar on you pink Polo shirt! You've really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!"
"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"