douchetexter

Some one who uses text messages and/or chats like a douchebag.

Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.

Joe's phone rings during an important business

Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.

VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.

Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(

by Sqeaky July 30, 2011

Douchetender

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.

you are being a doucheeater right now!

by bearjewib July 14, 2010

douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

by olympiacos December 26, 2006

douchexter

Men who exhibit douchey behavior via text before meeting in person.

I started talking to this guy I met online. We were having a great conversation til he became a douchexter.

by Achinass November 6, 2015